Left-wing radicals “deeply saddened” by the imminent collapse of Western civilisation, it has emerged

Far-left activists around the world have been forced to deny they are planning a massive party to celebrate the fall of Western civilisation. After decades of actively campaigning against capitalism, activists were said to be pausing for reflection and not looking to exploit any opportunity, whatsoever, to seize the means of production, at all, should society…

BREAKING: Neo-Nazis forced to retreat as grammar-shaming counter offensive is launched

Thousands of white nationalists, emboldened by Donald J Trump’s inauguration, have gone home and reevaluated their politics after a plucky band of sarcastic tweeters pointed out their misuse of apostrophes. Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States earlier today as television viewers, hooked on doomsday narratives, and a beleaguered media, hooked…

REVEALED: Trump rushed off-stage by Secret Service amid Sunday Herald op-ed fears

Secret Service agents evacuated Donald Trump from a rally today amid fears that the editorial position of an obscure Scottish newspaper may have some bearing on the course of human history. Top level military personnel, assigned to protect the presidential hopeful, moved quickly to Defcon 36 when they received a tip-off from a retired social-worker…

A radical idea for “wooing” No voters

The famous campaign to “woo” No voters continued this week and digital clouds once again gathered on Scottish Twitter over an issue of extreme national importance to many in the independence movement. Incidentally, that issue was also one which almost nobody else cares about. This time it was about anti-BBC billboards or something. Some people…

Glasgow’s homeless rejoice as another private hotel is announced

Trigger Warning: Includes descriptions of tall buildings, rivers, homeless people and local government.  May also contain traces of satire Glasgow’s growing homeless population have written to local officials to express gratitude for their recent decision to build another exclusive private hotel only yards from where they are begging and sleeping rough. The swanky new 15-storey…

My Sunday Herald statement in full

Last Friday I forwarded a statement to a journalist from the Sunday Herald who kindly offered me a right of reply to a story about my recent work around domestic abuse. While it is never fun to be scrutinised so publicly I do recognise this is part and parcel of being privileged enough to have…

Loki releases ‘Bingo Wings Over Scotland’ calendar in solidarity with pro-indy writer Kirsty Strickland

Featured Image by Bonnie Prince Scottish rapper and dangerous misogynistic sociopath, Loki, has published a Wings Over Scotland themed digital calendar in support of the Troll of Bath’s latest target, writer Kirsty Strickland. Strickland drew fire from Mordor for taking part in an unpaid BBC coffee morning 54-years ago, which apparently precludes her from having…