Winging it Over Scotland: Scottish rapper hits crowdfund target with 5 days to go

Self-sorry Scottish rapper and pseudo-social commentator, Darren ‘Loki’ McGarvey, hit his £12,000 crowdfunding target – 7 days ahead of schedule. The soulless egotist launched the funding bid three weeks ago to support the writing of his first book Poverty Safari. With over 200 backers the project is now 103% funded with a week still to…

Loki uses Harry Potter author’s donation to explain ‘universalism’ economics to trolls

Trigger Warning:  The following article contains traces of satire Self-referential, attention-seeking Unionist shill, Loki The Scottish Rapper, has used a £5000 donation from Harry Potter author, J.K Rowling, to illustrate SNP economics to the people trolling him. In a statement made to his own blog by him the 32-year-old sociopath said: “I was as shocked…

Trigger Warning: Album Announcement

    “I don’t know how I lasted this long, I feel like a book would feel if it was trapped in a song” Thanks for all of the engagement with the Trigger Waring project so far.  It’s been a really worthwhile and challenging project! Now we move to the centerpiece, the main event, and…

Are You As Smart as Alan Cumming?

Want to find out if you are as intelligent as Hollywood movie star Alan Cumming?  The Hollywood heart-throb recently claimed the UK’s exit of the EU was down to “Stupid English People” which begs the question:  Are you as intelligent as the star of the 1991 classic Bernard and the Genie? Let’s find out.  Simply…

Trigger Warning: My shit poem about Corbynism

Wrote a poem in all capital letters. It’s called I Support Corbyn. My pretentious explanation follows: I opted for the capitalised motif as a means of encapsulating how painful and unsightly it is when people who live the things I wax in platitudes about decide to enter the conversation…and speak for themselves. I SUPPORT CORBYN…

Trigger Warning: Multiple crises declared simultaneously as middle class learn what living in UK is really like

Multiple crises were declared today as middle class people suddenly found out life in the UK is not how Jeremy Vine describes. Thousands of economically insulated professionals took to social media in the wake of Brexit to express shock about what a vulgar and uncivilised country they are actually living in. An NHS spokesperson claimed…